Do you ever feel guilty even when you know you have done absolutely nothing wrong?
At lunchtime yesterday, walking out of Sainsburys the alarms gave a little beep.
I don't know about you but when that happens, my heart always skips a little beat. I know for a fact that I've not done anything wrong but a little part of me feels slightly anxious. What if something fell in my basket by accident. All kinds of silly and paranoid thoughts run through my head before I dismiss them for what they are - total utter nonsense.
Then last night, my Father said to me, "why have you got a tail?"
I thought I had misheard him, so asked him to repeat what he had said, but no my ears were working just fine, he asked again "why have you got a tail"
I wandered over to look in the mirror and Holy Crap what did I see .
A tail! I looked like I had a tail.
Fumbling around it suddenly dawned on me what it was. It was security tag stuck in my trousers.
Brand new trousers which I had pulled on that very moring and worn all day without noticing a thing.
Obviously it was obscured bu my dress and due to my own natural padding and the padding on my chair, it meant that I failed to even feel it back there.
So when the alarm went off today in Sainsburys, IT WAS ME!!!!
Eeew aww what a donkey!
Forget the face that launched a thousand ships
I've got the arse that launched a thousand alarms.....