You may not know it yet, but there has been a new event added to this years Olympics in London.
Luckily for me, I am a total natural.
I seem to be naturally gifted.
I've never had to train or work hard. It just happens.
Bread, bagels, thick slice, thin cut - you name it, I'm burnin' it up
All breads are now afraid of me.
They see me approach and they know they are going to come to a bad end.
The charred blackness is on the horizon.
They cannot run, they cannot hide.
This makes me feel bad. I don't want to do it. I just cant seem to help it. I wish all bread could stay as happy as these wonderful wonderful little wooden brooches by Marceline Smith.
Bread Slice Brooch - £9.00
Cute wooden Bread Slice brooches with laser engraving. These happy Bread Slice brooches have been laser cut from Beech plywood to Marceline's design with laser-engraved details. A brooch pin is attached securely on the back so he can come everywhere with you, on your coat or bag!
He also comes as a Phone charm - £3.00
You can find them all in her folksy shop here
Now if you will excuse me, I am going to work on my Olympic form. That medal won't win itself!