Examining The Kingdom mailbox this last past week, you would be forgiven for thinking that -
Valentines Day = Viagra
Never ending emails, all of which confidently offer to help increase the performance, of my non existant penis!
Thankfully most of them go straight into my spam folder.
But this week, much to my annoyance, lots of them have been getting through to my normal inbox.
They join the endless other emails trying to peddle some kind of valentines tat.
As you can imagine, we get rather a lot of emails here at KOS and it means that real proper emails are getting lost in the flurry of sheer utter nonsense. So if you have written recently and have not heard from me, please be patient until I try to sort it out.
When it comes to a gift for valentines day, just like on any other occasion, it is worth prowling around until you find that perfect little something for your loved one.
The Hidden Art Shop is a treasure trove packed with lovely things sure to melt even the hardest heart...
Loving Budgies Silk Cushion £55.00
Lovesick Bunnies Cake Plate £75.00
Sleeping Beauty Pillowcase £26.50
Queen Marie
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