My mother has a kitchen gizmo for everything. Opening jars, coring apples, making glass very very shiny. You name it she has it. And almost all of them came from the Betterware man who puts the betterware book through her door every month.
The Betterware world is another universe. Another universe filled with things you have never heard of. Things you will never need. Or so you think! So you think, until you pick up that pesky little book and start to flick through it...
Then you come across little gems like this, that have you thinking -" that would work a treat with Queen Michelle's thigh high boots!!!"
You never know what you are going to find. But never in my wildest dreams did I think I would see this...
A Kegel Muscle Exerciser! Holy freakin' crap . Right there amongst the necklace extenders and the devices for keeping your drink warm - a kegel excerciser! I predict the betterware man, won't be selling a lot of these.
They will doubtless end up in the pound shop, where my mother will see it, only see the word 'floor' and I will come home to find one wedging the kitchen door open...
You 'better' believe it...
Queen Marie
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Absolutely hilarious!
Posted by: Rachel | Sunday, 12 July 2009 at 15:04
Oh god...haha. I remember betterware, I don't think they come round by me anymore!
Posted by: winnie | Sunday, 12 July 2009 at 18:04
lololol! i love reading crappy catalogues like that. haha my mum's a sucker for them too
Posted by: tanya | Monday, 13 July 2009 at 03:40
Hahahahaha! I'd like to practice my kegel exercises WHILE I'm pulling up my boots!
Posted by: Sister Wolf | Monday, 13 July 2009 at 03:55
LOL! Brilliant post!
Posted by: Stephanie | Monday, 13 July 2009 at 04:39
hahaha! I near spat out my tea. My mum LOVES betterware crap!
I especially love the portable ladies toilets they have, which is effectively a teapot with a 'cupping' spout!
Posted by: Jen | Monday, 13 July 2009 at 11:44
omg that's funny. handy dandy!
Posted by: SwanDiamondRose | Monday, 13 July 2009 at 22:54