I mentioned I had procured from a charity shop a pair of Kermit the Frog coloured green trousers and I wasn't lying. Lime, loud and loose these trews will cause love/hate reactions. But at least I know they'll have the appreciation of one creature...that charismatic frog, and me of course!
The little green guy sums it up best:
It's not that easy being green;
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold...
or something much more colorful like that.
It's not easy being green.
It seems you blend in with so many other ord'nary things.
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
or stars in the sky.
But green's the color of Spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like.
And green can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain,
or tall like a tree.
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why?
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful!
And I think it's what I want to be.
Queen Michelle
