I am Zoltar from the planet Hogg on Galaxy 9. We have infultrated your planet because our resources of Carbon Monoxide needed to run our planet have dramatically depleted and your planet has an excess of this gas. We mean you no harm but we will wage war if you stand in our way. We are real mean. I am personally a high commander in HoggCon 1 and a bad mamma jamma. I have killed people you know. Our leader and planet founder is a wise and strong female called Pam Hogg - she is one million, three hundred years old. She made us wear some bad ass uniforms to strike fear into the hearts of all other Beings in all other Galaxies.
They are really cool and you will feel inferior in your own lowly togs. Earth Being Joan Burnstein, our Earth contact and guide, is making sure she keeps us stocked up in uniforms and Browns is our Earth clothing station. Don't be tempted to try and disguise yourselves as Hoggites because your woeful lack of any magic powers will immediately alert us to you and we will take immediate action. We will take your pathetic Earth asses doooowwwwnnnn. Oh yeah.
Zoltar from Planet Hogg