Far far too far!
Sometimes I come across things on the wonderful interweb that are so wrong, that I shout NO NO NO at the screen. But when I came across Heelarious I realised I would have to call in the big guns. This calls for Sister Wolf and some extreme language - go sister!
Apparently these 'high heel crib shoes for babies' are extremely funny, completely soft, fully functional and May cause extreme smiling and hysterical laughter when in use (this is completely normal).
I gotta tell you, I'm not smiling or laughing...
Queen Marie
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Posted by: Luxe. | Sunday, 29 June 2008 at 14:44
Oh... baby heels.. um... No. Sorry. Words fail me.
Posted by: Dee | Sunday, 29 June 2008 at 15:44
gross.
Posted by: yas | Sunday, 29 June 2008 at 16:47
My Dearest Queen Marie,
I've tagged you to reveal your favourite summer songs!
rebekah
Posted by: Stylist Stuff | Sunday, 29 June 2008 at 16:56
that's disturbing :s
Posted by: Javie | Sunday, 29 June 2008 at 17:20
Yeah, I was grossed out too. . .
http://somuchtocome.blogspot.com/2008/06/babys-on-fire-superpitcher.html
Posted by: Aja | Sunday, 29 June 2008 at 17:51
Dang.
Posted by: enc | Sunday, 29 June 2008 at 18:39
My first response was gross, but got beaten to it, my second was disturbing, again stated my third is the f****** that made them need a visit...
Posted by: Make Do & Mend | Sunday, 29 June 2008 at 18:40
There's nothing worst than people using their babies as objects of fun. Bleugh.
Posted by: Grace | Sunday, 29 June 2008 at 18:47
I don't.. Understand this.
Posted by: Shen-Shen | Sunday, 29 June 2008 at 19:04
They're totally disturbing and creepy...
Posted by: alicepleasance | Sunday, 29 June 2008 at 19:32
These are wrong, very, very wrong.
Posted by: Sarah | Sunday, 29 June 2008 at 21:54
lighten up people....the name of the company is Heelarious, get it, like Hilarious? I think they are awesome.
Posted by: spindoctor | Monday, 30 June 2008 at 01:36
I find them rather cute. I wouldn't buy them, but I certainly see no harm in a product that is essentially a pair of slippers crafted to look like women's footwear. Why not?
Posted by: Karla | Monday, 30 June 2008 at 01:37
Fuck me, no, we're not having that, absolutely not. There Will Be Blood.
Posted by: Sister Wolf | Monday, 30 June 2008 at 01:52
Baby heels? I wonder who the parents that will think this is hilarious are....and I'm joining Sister Wolf's hit squad if she goes after them and the makers of the...heels.
Posted by: Drusilla | Monday, 30 June 2008 at 09:13
this is completely disgusting. waaaah! take it away!!!
Posted by: stella-mayfair | Monday, 30 June 2008 at 10:22
Karla i think it is because they imply the sexualisation of infants.
Posted by: Helen | Monday, 30 June 2008 at 11:51
very cruel- I would never dress my child in those....
Posted by: Ash1314 | Monday, 30 June 2008 at 14:33
That's just so wrong...i don't think i've seen anything so vulgar in a long time...eww
Posted by: Chammy | Tuesday, 01 July 2008 at 00:55
What the eff?! Why would anyone do that to their child?! It's worse than Dawn putting fake tan on Summer
*note to self - Eastenders is not real...*
Posted by: * Fashion Dreamer * | Tuesday, 01 July 2008 at 02:11
I dont think they're any worse than dressing a baby up for halloween
Posted by: nenuca | Wednesday, 02 July 2008 at 19:45
I would like to pair these with soft and cozy headwear crafted to look like a marilyn monroe hairpiece. Now those would make some very embarrassing baby pictures to show my future daughter-in-law!
Posted by: alis | Friday, 04 July 2008 at 11:29