By jove, I'm a beaver...

An 'ugly beaver' to be precise according to poor Phil who has been upset by my MC post.

He says -
your a bitch just because u look like an ugly beaver and what your like 30 writing a bloig about "fashion" you make me laugh out loud she is talented unlike the music you probably listen to which is most likely obscure indie garbage people like yourself are so pathetic all about obscurity and being "individual" but yoyu just end up commodifying yourself like everyone else play the other record i pity you quite frankly.

We welcome free speech in The Kingdom and  encourage everyone to express how they feel, but Phil, think about it love!  if I was a beaver how could I type my 'bloig'?

Queen Marie
x

Comments

[Queen Michelle]

I have not laughed this much for a VERY long time!!!!
Oh Phil. Poor, poor Phil. Oh we do indeed welcome free speech, particularly when it's this badly written, completely without punctuation with spelling to rival a 5 year old. Thankfully Phil has no 'bloig" of his own...or maybe he should have one just to give me as big a laugh as his comment did.
I suspect though that poor, potentially only semi-literate, Phil was actually aiming his comment at me. I could be mistaken for a beaver I guess.
Phil mate, rest assured we are laughing AT you not with you.

[VALEN]

jajajajajjaja great, a beaver! jajajja plenty of imagination from dedicated fans... I can´t believe people get offended just because SOMEBODY says something about SOMEBODY.. anyway keep posting with your little claws!

[piffig]

Haha, this really made my day. Hilarity in the form of intelligence-challenged people on the internet strikes again!

[K.]

I always thought beavers were kind of cute. The dam building kind, that is.

[Phil]

It's good to know i hit a nerve. If all you have for me is a stab at my grammar and punctuation, proves how laughable you are. I was thinking this is a colloquil environment not one whereby the person who intends to comment has to be word perfect etc. However it just goes to show i have struck a nerve, laugh it off whatever you do, it's painfully obvious you are an insecure, bucktoothed (may i be allowed to correct myself from insulting the beaver species) and a victim. LOL you amuse me too, i'm glad i do the same to you and your "fans".

[Queen Marie]

Dear Phil
I hope we both amuse you. I trust you realise there are two Queens ruling over this Kingdom. It is indeed comical as I was talking about Ms Carey's style not her talent , both of which I got an eyeful of, when I was taken to see her at the SECC several years ago!

[Isa]

Phil used spellcheck!!
I had to laugh so hard at your post, it made my eyes water!!

[Ziva]

Phil is FUNNY!!!!!!!!! lololol what a character i cracked up so much at his comment!

[ari]

dear queen marie.
your post is fucking brilliant.
love your work.
xo xo

[super kawaii mama]

I am imagining Phil under his sheets, mascara running from his teary eyes, "Leave Mariah Alone!sniff sniff" So many poorly constructed vitriolic words.

[Robot_Gal]

I am delurking to say that I love the Queens, and wish I could be that hot and stylish.

*goes back to lurking*

[Beaver Protection Committee]

It seems to me that "poor Phil" has a lot of time on his hands, and most likely sits at home, alone, weeping softly to Mariah as he dreams of all the "beaver" he'll miss out on in life, what with being a full time creepy, but apparently literate and thesaurus loving, dedicated MC fan, who thinks that passionate, oddly aggressive, and completely lame rants at FASHION bloggers are necessary (but that punctuation is not). I think Phil is crying out for help. And attention. Poor Phil, and poor Mariah- both so whiney and dumb sounding.

[libertygirl]

Deary deary me. Poor, poor deranged & deluded Phil. Has he not realised that there is room in this world for lots of different opinions?

After Grazia kindly picked up LLG this week, I had some visits from some supeer charming people, one of whom is a facist blogger, and who took me to task for wanting a £180 handbag as he/she felt £20 was adequate. Normally I welcome all opinions, but I'm afraid I deleted the Facist as his/her opinions was political not style based.

What woul we do without the amusement afforded by our toxic commenters?!

LLGxx
ps I think beavers (one with paws obviousy, not the other ones) are rather cute. Although I'd day you both fall on the side of ravishingly beautiful rather than pretty/cute.

[libertygirl]

Oh god - my typing. I blame the new laptop. Feel I need to point out that it's my typing not my grammar & spelling that is at at fault above. LLG xx

[Phillipa]

Actually, MC looks a great deal like a beaver. I think he might have been hitting on you, you know, third grade style. Phil is probably a net troll performance artist. No, he's totally the guy MC plays laser tag with or whatever in her recent vid. At least someone bought Glitter on DVD.

[x]

'colloquil enviroment' wow big words phil,
you know prehaps instead of calling the queens insecure you could go get yourself some help, instead of spending your time defending a celebrtity who doesn't even know you or this comment exists.

[WendyB]

Hilarious AND sad.

[Sister Wolf]

Is Phil a stylist? Perhaps he can get his own bloig going, so we can have access to his fashion advice!

Please, Phil, we're lost here. How can we look as good as MC?

[sammi]

awwh bless his cotton socks, the poor man is probably deluded and only found your blog when he was obsessively googling mariah carey lol

[Tina]

Oi Phil, it's actually colloquial. Have a nice day :)

[Penny]

I think I have found Phil's room
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WTlIaOh9Ms&feature=related

[Lady Smaggle]

Ha what a tool! Great post by the way.

[enc]

Clearly this gentleman has an expert command of typo skills.

[enc]

Clearly this gentleman has an expert command of typo skills, something we could all stand to brush up on.

[enc]

Oops, I didn't realize the earlier comment made it up, before I finished adding the end of the catty remark.

[Queen Michelle]

OMG!!! I'm still laughing here!
Oh yeah Phil, you hit a nerve alright - the one that makes us laugh our asses off! You see Phil, this is what happens when you trifle with the Queens and their extremely intelligent subjects - you are now being laughed at the world over! Having said that, you really did hand it to us on a plate there...talk about ammunition. Although, you did give us the term "bloig", which I personally am loving. Cheers, mate!

[Celia]

Ugh, trolls. Go away, shoo!

They always get rankled when you point out their poor spelling, grammar and punctuation (not to mention logic) renders whatever argument they had essentially idiotic. I can imagine this frustrated Phil going, "Rawrrawrrawr! So what if I can barely express whatever it is I'm trying to say!! Rawrawrawr, it's everyone else who's stoopid!"

[lady coveted]

oh dear... what a poor, frustrated, ineloquent fellow he is. bless his little heart!

[belle]

mariah has fantastic legs and a voice...and not much else, eh?

that said, phil's an idiot. xD

[L.]

don't make a grammatical mistake when criticizing someone else's spelling

[Isabelle]

Ha! I want to get "So what if I can barely express whatever it is I'm trying to say? It's everyone else who's stupid!" made into a badge.
Sometimes mean comments upset me, but most of the time they just make me laugh!

[Nicole]

bloig!!! hahaha! that was great!!! xD

[Drusilla]

I guess you can just add New Delhi to one of the places he's being laughed at in- and honestly, I'd rather be a beaver than wear Mariah's clothes.
Thanks for a good laugh, Phil..

[Mindy]

I am madly in love with the word "bloig". I'm going to use it often until all those around me tell me to shut up. Oh, and Phil, if you are still reading these comments, honey don't get angry, just don't read this bloig anymore. Go somewhere that makes you happy. Life is too short.