I have just met Queen Michelle outside the Palace.
She was carrying a topshop bag and acting in a very shifty way.
When I enquired as to the contents of the bag, she went into shifty overdrive.
She eventually agreed to open the bag on the one condition that I would not laugh or say anything.
I made said promise and she opened the bag...
It contained a pair of skinny textured silver jeans which she plans to wear with her stunning maxmara dress.
I said nothing...